Superhero Facial Hair

These are just too cool not to post...

This city just showed you that it's full of people ready to grow their mustaches.

See more superhairoes after the jump...

The Donald Sutherland

From whiskey to a very ham-like bacon to the ever majestic shark food, Canada has remained a valuable resource to the United States for a great many things. One of those things is this man's facial hair ...

"Invade this, bitch."

Read more aboot this amazing mustache (see what I did there?), the man who grows it and why his son is always hoarsely yelling, "Where's the bomb?!?!" after the jump ...

One Year Later...Still No Razor Necessary

Due to hurricanes, global warming, girlfriends, new apartments, and other forces of nature Chris and I have successfully ignored Famoustache and all it's glory for almost one whole year.  We are back...again.

"I don't need a razor.  I need an axe."

More on that and why your boyfriend should have a beard after the jump...

The Gary Oldman

That's right kids; as Chris as already proclaimed, WE'RE BACK - and better than ever with a new, sleek...uh...organized... dot org...name thingermabobskidoo...

To kick off my own return I bring you this man's face:

GARY F@#KING OLDMAN.

'Nuff said, read more after the jump...

While We Were Gone...

We know, you missed us. To be honest, we missed you too. Luke and I have been away for the past few months in hopes of attaining our own Mastery of the Mustache. 

"In a perfect world, this would be all 100% Man Fur."

While I'm only able to reach the level of "Creeper with the Candy Van" 'stache, Luke has been studying under the likes of Sam Elliott and Jeff Bridges, and boy has that hard work paid off.  Read more after the jump...