How To Shave Your Beard Like A Man

The community of facial hair lovers is growing. To that community I implore you to take in this man's eye-opening truth about the correct way to shave a beard "like a man."

This delightfully chauvinistic Vine comes from Harley Morenstein. You might remember his face from the videos of Epic Meal Time, a website devoted to pushing the eating envelope.  

Remember, it's not the beard that makes the man. It's the - wait, yes it is. What am I saying?   

Luke

Co-Creator/Moderator

   

 FAMOUSTACHE!   

Don't be ashamed of your love for mustache.

Tell your friends about this mustache!

 Trust me, they wanna know.

The Alan Rickman

2014 is here but the memories of Christmas 2013 are still ripe in my mind. It was a time for beards, beers, booze and cheers...and twenty-four straight hours of A Christmas Story on repeat for some awful reason... 

Someone get the big guy a twinkie.

One my favorite movies to watch during the holiday season is an inspiring film of a lovably stubborn man's attempt to reignite the passionate relationship he once had with his wife by travelling all the way from New York to Los Angeles. That feel-good family Christmas film of course is Die Hard.

While starring Bruce Willis as himself, the cop from Family Matters as a cop again, and that red-headed jackass from Ghostbusters, the film also introduced many people to this man's facial hair...

"Bill ... Clay."

He is most famously known from such films as Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Help! I'm A Fish, and anything that starts with Harry Potter and the Blank of the Blanked. 

Alan Rickman is Famoustache's first post of 2014. Read more about the man, the mustache, and the names of his films that sound remarkably pornographic but are actually not porn at all after the jump...

Superhero Facial Hair

These are just too cool not to post...

This city just showed you that it's full of people ready to grow their mustaches.

See more superhairoes after the jump...

The Donald Sutherland

From whiskey to a very ham-like bacon to the ever majestic shark food, Canada has remained a valuable resource to the United States for a great many things. One of those things is this man's facial hair ...

"Invade this, bitch."

Read more aboot this amazing mustache (see what I did there?), the man who grows it and why his son is always hoarsely yelling, "Where's the bomb?!?!" after the jump ...

One Year Later...Still No Razor Necessary

Due to hurricanes, global warming, girlfriends, new apartments, and other forces of nature Chris and I have successfully ignored Famoustache and all it's glory for almost one whole year.  We are back...again.

"I don't need a razor.  I need an axe."

More on that and why your boyfriend should have a beard after the jump...

The Gary Oldman

That's right kids; as Chris as already proclaimed, WE'RE BACK - and better than ever with a new, sleek...uh...organized... dot org...name thingermabobskidoo...

To kick off my own return I bring you this man's face:

GARY F@#KING OLDMAN.

'Nuff said, read more after the jump...

While We Were Gone...

We know, you missed us. To be honest, we missed you too. Luke and I have been away for the past few months in hopes of attaining our own Mastery of the Mustache. 

"In a perfect world, this would be all 100% Man Fur."

While I'm only able to reach the level of "Creeper with the Candy Van" 'stache, Luke has been studying under the likes of Sam Elliott and Jeff Bridges, and boy has that hard work paid off.  Read more after the jump...

The Aaron Rodgers

"Go ahead... lose yourself in it, "Murrica."

The Green Bay Packers have arguably the most loyal fanbase throughout NFL history. Whether it's because they were among the first professional football teams, due to the fan ownership of the team itself, or the charismatic players of today (Donald Driver, Clay Matthews, B.J. Raji, Rodgers himself, etc.), Packers fans are loud (sometimes drunkenly so) and proud.  Read more after the jump...

The Tom Hanks

 

"I have made fire from nothing! CHECK THIS SH*T OUT!"

There are very few Americans who have not, at one time or another, seen a movie with this Man of Hollywood, USA, Tom Hanks, have a hand in a top-ten favorite movie of theirs. From the tots of Toy Story fandom to the apostles of Apollo 13, this brother-from-another-mother made you wish he was your actual brother, whether genealogically or in that wing-man sort of way.  Read more after the jump...

The Jesse "The Body" Ventura

 Sometimes a man is more than his moustache; World, meet Jesse "The Body" Ventura.

"Put up yer dukes, terrorism."

I know many out there are familiar with this Navy Seal-turned-wrestler-turned-actor-turned-governor-turned-conspiracy-revealing television host, but what they may not know is that over the years Mr. Ventura has struggled not only against America's enemies but also with his own moustache.  Read more after the jump...

The Nick Offerman

Nick Offerman may not have always had a facial adornment, but when he began his run as Ron Swanson from NBC's Parks and Recreation, the man grew face-ticles. No one could make me want to turn more toward anarchy than this maurader of the mous-pocolypse.

The only protection he needs in jail is that murderous glean in his eyes and his shiv-stache.

As the man himself says in Parks and Rec: “I have been developing the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness for years."  More after the jump...

The Paul Teutul, Sr.

I think even the Lord himself wouldn't mind me using his son's name in vain when I say, "Jesus Christ!  Look at that mustache!"

"Come over here and stand in front of me so I can hit you in the back of the head."

Paul Sr. grew up in a small mining camp in Yonkers, New York.  Upon the realization that there was nothing to mine in Yonkers, New York, he started to build motorcycles.  More after the jump...

The Will Ferrell

"You're just jealous, Professor Dickweed."

We have all seen Will Ferrell be one crazy sonofabitch in one movie or another, but anything this man dons his Ferrell Face Furniture for is bound to have some deep connection to the human soul.  

"Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight."

Read more after the jump...

The Craig Ferguson

It's very hard to find pictures of Craig Ferguson and his mustache because he really only had it for one whole week.

Rudy, the Forbidden Mustache

Due to the lack of photographs, this particular article will be rather short.  Fortunately, all that needs to be said about Craig and his short lived mustache is in the video below after the jump...

The Patrick Stewart

As a man who led the next generation of Trekkies, Trekkers, and the people who beat them up, Patrick Stewart would be thought by many to only be a beneficiary to mustachedom.

"Make it so, number two..."

However, at a recent luncheon for Mustache Anonymous, I realized the man had a dreadful case of Mustachiomencia!   Read more about it after the jump...

The Robert Goulet

Old Bobby G and me, we go way back you see.  I'll explain that momentarily.  But in the meantime...

"And the mustaches glare!"

 ...let's revisit the legend of Robert Goulet's mustache.  Now remember, or learn here for the first time, Goulet didn't not always sport a 'stache.  See him 'stacheless and read more after the jump...

The Cesar Romero

Today we celebrate the mustache of Don Diego de la Vega's uncle from the original Zorro.

Don Diego de la Vega's Uncle.  His name is my name, too.

No, of course not.  Today we celebrate Cesar "The Joker" Romero, right after the jump...

The Dustin Hoffman

Well this one just seemed inevitable.

"Prepare to die, Peter Pan"

We're gonna get a little serious on this one, because it's very near to my heart.  Oh yes, it's Hook time, and Hooktime is placed mysteriously close to my recent apostrophe, I mean epiphany* that Hook not only bombed at the box office but apparently it's, like THE WORST F@#$%!G MOVIE EVER MADE.  Join me in this discovery right after the jump...

The Val Kilmer

"You're no daisy.  You're no daisy at all!"

Today we celebrate a little American history with the semi-true tale of Tombstone and Val Kilmer's victorious yet tragic Doc Holliday mustache, right after the jump...

The Bruce Campbell

Yes, it's true.  Even Bruce Campbell has had a mustache.

"Should I consummate the non-marriage of me and Xena?  Or should I just take it?"

Not everyone remembers the fact that Bruce Campbell was in Xena.  Remember with me and read more after the jump...