The Alan Rickman

2014 is here but the memories of Christmas 2013 are still ripe in my mind. It was a time for beards, beers, booze and cheers...and twenty-four straight hours of A Christmas Story on repeat for some awful reason... 

Someone get the big guy a twinkie.

One my favorite movies to watch during the holiday season is an inspiring film of a lovably stubborn man's attempt to reignite the passionate relationship he once had with his wife by travelling all the way from New York to Los Angeles. That feel-good family Christmas film of course is Die Hard.

While starring Bruce Willis as himself, the cop from Family Matters as a cop again, and that red-headed jackass from Ghostbusters, the film also introduced many people to this man's facial hair...

"Bill ... Clay."

He is most famously known from such films as Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Help! I'm A Fish, and anything that starts with Harry Potter and the Blank of the Blanked. 

Alan Rickman is Famoustache's first post of 2014. Read more about the man, the mustache, and the names of his films that sound remarkably pornographic but are actually not porn at all after the jump...

The Aaron Rodgers

"Go ahead... lose yourself in it, "Murrica."

The Green Bay Packers have arguably the most loyal fanbase throughout NFL history. Whether it's because they were among the first professional football teams, due to the fan ownership of the team itself, or the charismatic players of today (Donald Driver, Clay Matthews, B.J. Raji, Rodgers himself, etc.), Packers fans are loud (sometimes drunkenly so) and proud.  Read more after the jump...

The Paul Teutul, Sr.

I think even the Lord himself wouldn't mind me using his son's name in vain when I say, "Jesus Christ!  Look at that mustache!"

"Come over here and stand in front of me so I can hit you in the back of the head."

Paul Sr. grew up in a small mining camp in Yonkers, New York.  Upon the realization that there was nothing to mine in Yonkers, New York, he started to build motorcycles.  More after the jump...

The Will Ferrell

"You're just jealous, Professor Dickweed."

We have all seen Will Ferrell be one crazy sonofabitch in one movie or another, but anything this man dons his Ferrell Face Furniture for is bound to have some deep connection to the human soul.  

"Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight."

Read more after the jump...

The Craig Ferguson

It's very hard to find pictures of Craig Ferguson and his mustache because he really only had it for one whole week.

Rudy, the Forbidden Mustache

Due to the lack of photographs, this particular article will be rather short.  Fortunately, all that needs to be said about Craig and his short lived mustache is in the video below after the jump...

The Patrick Stewart

As a man who led the next generation of Trekkies, Trekkers, and the people who beat them up, Patrick Stewart would be thought by many to only be a beneficiary to mustachedom.

"Make it so, number two..."

However, at a recent luncheon for Mustache Anonymous, I realized the man had a dreadful case of Mustachiomencia!   Read more about it after the jump...

The Robert Goulet

Old Bobby G and me, we go way back you see.  I'll explain that momentarily.  But in the meantime...

"And the mustaches glare!"

 ...let's revisit the legend of Robert Goulet's mustache.  Now remember, or learn here for the first time, Goulet didn't not always sport a 'stache.  See him 'stacheless and read more after the jump...