The Will Ferrell

"You're just jealous, Professor Dickweed."

We have all seen Will Ferrell be one crazy sonofabitch in one movie or another, but anything this man dons his Ferrell Face Furniture for is bound to have some deep connection to the human soul.  

"Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight."

Read more after the jump...

The Robert Goulet

Old Bobby G and me, we go way back you see.  I'll explain that momentarily.  But in the meantime...

"And the mustaches glare!"

 ...let's revisit the legend of Robert Goulet's mustache.  Now remember, or learn here for the first time, Goulet didn't not always sport a 'stache.  See him 'stacheless and read more after the jump...