Friday, July 29, 2011

The Nick Offerman

Nick Offerman may not have always had a facial adornment, but when he began his run as Ron Swanson from NBC's Parks and Recreation, the man grew face-ticles. No one could make me want to turn more toward anarchy than this maurader of the mous-pocolypse.

The only protection he needs in jail is that murderous glean in his eyes and his shiv-stache.
As the man himself says in Parks and Rec: “I have been developing the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness for years."  More after the jump...