|The only protection he needs in jail is that murderous glean in his eyes and his shiv-stache.|
"It’s a perfectly calibrated recipe for maximum personal achievement. Categories include: Capitalism, God’s way of determining who is smart, and who is poor. Crying, acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. Rage. Poise. Property rights. Fish, for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable.”
|"Look at me, damnit. Now pray you have half this charisma."|
Even if Nick is nothing like his television persona, everything that comes out of the mouth of Ron Swanson speaks the Code of The Moustache; bravery, freedom, and more testosterone than you could shake a twig-and-berries at.
|"This drink? Mainly moonshine. I added the milk of a mountain lion I hunted for three days in the wilds of Colorado; I believe in ingesting the strength of your conquered enemies."|
"I'm Ron F***ing Swanson."
Don't be ashamed of your love for moustache.
Tell your friends about this moustache!
Trust me, they wanna know.