|"Put up yer dukes, terrorism."|
I know many out there are familiar with this Navy Seal-turned-wrestler-turned-actor-turned-governor-turned-conspiracy-revealing television host, but what they may not know is that over the years Mr. Ventura has struggled not only against America's enemies but also with his own moustache. Read more after the jump...
|"Everyone's got their shit, man. Mine happens to reside on my face. Kinda hard to give THAT the Body Breaker"|
In a recent off-the-record interview with Famoustache, Jesse revealed that he had to make a choice between governing the great state of Minnesota and governing the dead bodies of hundreds of choke-slammed innocents. That choice boiled down to shaving or keeping his facial swathe, respectively.
|"I SAID BLUEBERRY PAAAAAAANCAAAAKES! NO MORE WAFFLES!"|
|"I'll have the blood sausage, minus the sausage. Now hand me that fire axe and let's check some balances."|
Don't be ashamed of your love for mustache.
Tell your friends about this mustache!
Trust me, they wanna know.