Thursday, January 16, 2014

How To Shave Your Beard Like A Man

The community of facial hair lovers is growing. To that community I implore you to take in this man's eye-opening truth about the correct way to shave a beard "like a man."

This delightfully chauvinistic Vine comes from Harley Morenstein. You might remember his face from the videos of Epic Meal Time, a website devoted to pushing the eating envelope.  

Remember, it's not the beard that makes the man. It's the - wait, yes it is. What am I saying?   
Don't be ashamed of your love for mustache.
Tell your friends about this mustache!
 Trust me, they wanna know.

Friday, January 3, 2014

The Alan Rickman

2014 is here but the memories of Christmas 2013 are still ripe in my mind. It was a time for beards, beers, booze and cheers...and twenty-four straight hours of A Christmas Story on repeat for some awful reason... 
Someone get the big guy a twinkie.

One my favorite movies to watch during the holiday season is an inspiring film of a lovably stubborn man's attempt to reignite the passionate relationship he once had with his wife by travelling all the way from New York to Los Angeles. That feel-good family Christmas film of course is Die Hard.

While starring Bruce Willis as himself, the cop from Family Matters as a cop again, and that red-headed jackass from Ghostbusters, the film also introduced many people to this man's facial hair...

"Bill ... Clay."
He is most famously known from such films as Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Help! I'm A Fish, and anything that starts with Harry Potter and the Blank of the Blanked

Alan Rickman is Famoustache's first post of 2014. Read more about the man, the mustache, and the names of his films that sound remarkably pornographic but are actually not porn at all after the jump...

Monday, December 30, 2013

Superhero Facial Hair

These are just too cool not to post...

This city just showed you that it's full of people ready to grow their mustaches.
See more superhairoes after the jump...

Thursday, December 19, 2013

The Donald Sutherland

From whiskey to a very ham-like bacon to the ever majestic shark food, Canada has remained a valuable resource to the United States for a great many things. One of those things is this man's facial hair ...
"Invade this, bitch."
Read more aboot this amazing mustache (see what I did there?), the man who grows it and why his son is always hoarsely yelling, "Where's the bomb?!?!" after the jump ...

Saturday, December 14, 2013

One Year Later...Still No Razor Necessary

Due to hurricanes, global warming, girlfriends, new apartments, and other forces of nature Chris and I have successfully ignored Famoustache and all it's glory for almost one whole year.  We are back...again.

"I don't need a razor.  I need an axe."
More on that and why your boyfriend should have a beard after the jump...