The Donald Sutherland

From whiskey to a very ham-like bacon to the ever majestic shark food, Canada has remained a valuable resource to the United States for a great many things. One of those things is this man's facial hair ...

"Invade this, bitch."

Read more aboot this amazing mustache (see what I did there?), the man who grows it and why his son is always hoarsely yelling, "Where's the bomb?!?!" after the jump ...