To kick off my own return I bring you this man's face:
GARY F@#KING OLDMAN.
Did you know he used to be married to Uma Thurman? Poison Ivy and Commissioner Gordon...
|"It's the mustache she deserves...but not the one she needs right now. So we'll...wait, I dated Uma Thurman?"|
|"It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties."|
|"He told me to shave. Seemed like a good idea at the time..."|
Don't be ashamed of your love for mustache.
Tell your friends about this mustache!
Trust me, they wanna know.