|"In a perfect world, this would be all 100% Man Fur."|
While I'm only able to reach the level of "Creeper with the Candy Van" 'stache, Luke has been studying under the likes of Sam Elliott and Jeff Bridges, and boy has that hard work paid off. Read more after the jump...
|"Just... so... much... DUDENESS."|
We figured that, being men who write about mustaches and their mightiness, we should absolutely cross the boundary from hairless lady-men into full backwoods lumberjackdom. Unfortunately for me, nature is a cruel temptress that bestows almighty 'staches to the few, and not always to those whom would gladly give their many other body parts for a rockin' lip surfer.
|"This is still more full than my pathetic facial follicles."|
|**Weeping and crinkling wrappers are heard** "Yes you are, you beautiful bastard."|
Don't be ashamed of your love for mustache.
Tell your friends about this mustache!
Trust me, they wanna know.