The Gary Oldman

That's right kids; as Chris as already proclaimed, WE'RE BACK - and better than ever with a new, sleek...uh...organized... dot org...name thingermabobskidoo...

To kick off my own return I bring you this man's face:

GARY F@#KING OLDMAN.

'Nuff said, read more after the jump...

While We Were Gone...

We know, you missed us. To be honest, we missed you too. Luke and I have been away for the past few months in hopes of attaining our own Mastery of the Mustache. 

"In a perfect world, this would be all 100% Man Fur."

While I'm only able to reach the level of "Creeper with the Candy Van" 'stache, Luke has been studying under the likes of Sam Elliott and Jeff Bridges, and boy has that hard work paid off.  Read more after the jump...

The Aaron Rodgers

"Go ahead... lose yourself in it, "Murrica."

The Green Bay Packers have arguably the most loyal fanbase throughout NFL history. Whether it's because they were among the first professional football teams, due to the fan ownership of the team itself, or the charismatic players of today (Donald Driver, Clay Matthews, B.J. Raji, Rodgers himself, etc.), Packers fans are loud (sometimes drunkenly so) and proud.  Read more after the jump...

The Tom Hanks

 

"I have made fire from nothing! CHECK THIS SH*T OUT!"

There are very few Americans who have not, at one time or another, seen a movie with this Man of Hollywood, USA, Tom Hanks, have a hand in a top-ten favorite movie of theirs. From the tots of Toy Story fandom to the apostles of Apollo 13, this brother-from-another-mother made you wish he was your actual brother, whether genealogically or in that wing-man sort of way.  Read more after the jump...

The Jesse "The Body" Ventura

 Sometimes a man is more than his moustache; World, meet Jesse "The Body" Ventura.

"Put up yer dukes, terrorism."

I know many out there are familiar with this Navy Seal-turned-wrestler-turned-actor-turned-governor-turned-conspiracy-revealing television host, but what they may not know is that over the years Mr. Ventura has struggled not only against America's enemies but also with his own moustache.  Read more after the jump...