|"Make it so, number two..."|
|dun dun DUUUUNN!!!|
To those of you who are unfamiliar with this rare yet powerful disease, it is when the mustache is so strong that the hairs begin growing throughout the inside of the body as well as the outside in an attempt to gain control over its host permanently.
|A silent scream for help as the mustache dominates.|
The stress on the body results in hallucinations, odd behavior and general insanity.
This lifelong fight against something that should be every man's right may have taken its toll on Patrick, but at least he's always ready for battle.
|The Good, The Bad, and The Velvet Wearing Klingon|
Don't be ashamed of your love for mustache.
Tell your friends about this mustache!
Trust me, they wanna know.