Tuesday, June 14, 2011

The Patrick Stewart

As a man who led the next generation of Trekkies, Trekkers, and the people who beat them up, Patrick Stewart would be thought by many to only be a beneficiary to mustachedom.

"Make it so, number two..."
However, at a recent luncheon for Mustache Anonymous, I realized the man had a dreadful case of Mustachiomencia!   Read more about it after the jump...

dun dun DUUUUNN!!!

To those of you who are unfamiliar with this rare yet powerful disease, it is when the mustache is so strong that the hairs begin growing throughout the inside of the body as well as the outside in an attempt to gain control over its host permanently.  

A silent scream for help as the mustache dominates.

The stress on the body results in hallucinations, odd behavior and general insanity.

This lifelong fight against something that should be every man's right may have taken its toll on Patrick, but at least he's always ready for battle.
The Good, The Bad, and The Velvet Wearing Klingon


Don't be ashamed of your love for mustache.
Tell your friends about this mustache!
Trust me, they wanna know.


  1. The Klingon in velvet is obvious. But who is good and who is bad?!?!

  2. I bet the bad is Patrick Stewart... that naughty little schoolboy...