Thursday, June 9, 2011

The Wilford Brimley

Why is "the Brimley" not a common phrase?
Born Allen Quaker-Oats Wilford Liberty -Medical Brimley in Salt Lake City, Utah, Wilford Brimley has done so much with his life it's ridiculous.  And all despite his disadvantage: birthed from a walrus that mated with a talking mustache.  Find out more after the jump...

"It's the right thing to do and the tasty way to do it."
Old Wilford has been in everything from the original True Grit to the quite recent Did You Hear About The Morgans? and everything in between.  And when I say everything, I mean even The Thing is involved.  

Possibly the most terrifying thing in The Thing is this unmustached Wilford.
  I cannot find anything ridiculous and "onion-true" to say about this man because when I try I end up lost in his mustache via some Medusa-esque hex.  He was a farmer, then a rodeo rider, then a blacksmith, and then an actor.  As they say, one cannot make this shit up.

This man's life source is his mustache.  He was born in 1934.  Despite the fact that he could be the only true "walrus-human" crossbreed, well done Wilford.  Well done.

"The time has come!" 

Don't be ashamed of your love for mustache.
Tell your friends about this mustache!
Trust me, they wanna know.