Thursday, June 9, 2011

The Val Kilmer

"You're no daisy.  You're no daisy at all!"

Today we celebrate a little American history with the semi-true tale of Tombstone and Val Kilmer's victorious yet tragic Doc Holliday mustache, right after the jump...

"Maybe poker just isn't your game, Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!"
It has been said that he ate only one can of tuna and one apple a day to obtain the face he wanted underneath that mustache.

"I've got two guns... one for each of ya." 
He gave himself tuberculosis for two whole weeks in preparation of his Doc Holliday before admitting to the onset physician that he was actually sick.

Shooting returned on schedule, only after the doctor remarked,

"It's amazing he isn't dead.  Something was sifting through the germs and bacteria that would have normally reached his nose and mouth.  It's absurd to hear myself say it, but that mustache saved his life." 

"Why Kate, you're not wearing a bustle.  How lewd."
If there is one thing we could all learn from Val Edward "Iceman" Kilmer, it's that with great mustache...

Gee ho so fetch!
...comes great responsibility.


Don't be ashamed of your love for mustache.
Tell your friends about this mustache!
Trust me, they wanna know.

1 comment:

  1. Val Kilmer is a great actor. I loved his portrayal of Doc Holliday. The friendship between Earp & Holiday was beautiful.