|"And the mustaches glare!"|
|"Is that an apple in your pocket? Or are you just wait I screwed that up."|
|"Dear Queen, thank you for allowing me into your 'private quarters' last Tuesday..."|
"To hell with Parliament. I spoke extensively, you might say, with Robert about knighthood in my study. It took three hours to arrive at my conclusion and no one will convince me different."
|"I can't say it was good. But I can't say it was bad, either."|
"These are the voyages of the Starship Gouletstache."I first learned of Robert Goulet as a child from Naked Gun 2 1/2, but many of you youngsters might only know this imposterstache:
|"That's why I come up here, nature! Goulet."|
|A little spirit gum and a little rum go a long way. Never mind the Albanian to my left.|
Perhaps I will use this power to my advantage this Halloween. Dressing up as someone I do not admire. I'm looking at you, Barr.
|"And the rockets red..." Thump. *heart attack*|
Every time I watch a Saw film I think of her a little. Regardless, happy mustaching!
Don't be ashamed of your love for mustache.
Tell your friends about this mustache!
Trust me, they wanna know.